61 Best Work Puns

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61 Best Work Puns

In your office and want to cheer up your colleagues? Apart from work, we also need to diversify with some interesting news or a funny joke. If you’ve decided that now it’s your turn to entertain everyone in the office and make them smile and forget about the boring work, you’re in the right place. With these 61 work-related puns, you can’t help but lighten up the office atmosphere.

Work Puns

1. The keyboard said to the computer, “You’re just my type.”

2. I’d tell you a joke about UDP…but you might not get it.

3. I used to hate my computer job, but then I realized it was all in my Windows Outlook.

4. When the computer goes to sleep, does it dream of electric sheets?

5. I find computer work very uplifting, it always keeps me on my Windows toes.

6. You know you’re a computer whiz when your idea of a wild Friday night is crashing a non-responsive program.

7. If my computer could talk, it would probably ask for a ‘byte’ to eat.

8. I’m creating a startup for computer-generated jokes. I’m calling it “CTRL ALT DEL-ightful.”

9. Some days I feel like a computer wizard, other days I can’t escape the spell check.

10. My boss told me to get my act together or else it’s CTRL+ALT+DEL for my job.

Funny Work Pun

11. I clicked ‘Find New Job’ on my computer, but it couldn’t locate one.

12. Some people can do computer work on auto-pilot. I prefer manual control.

13. I’m always byte-ing off more than I can chew at work.

14. My computer job is very RAM-bunctious.

15. Why did the computer keep freezing at work? It left its Windows open!

16. In my job, it’s important to network. But I prefer LAN parties.

17. My computer at work is so slow, it still thinks it’s a casual Friday.

18. I lost my job at the computer factory. Apparently, I wasn’t up to the job’s specifications.

19. My boss told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

20. I never have enough RAM at work – I always forget what I’m doing.

Work-Related Pun

21. The server at my job went down today. Now it’s serving time.

22. Why did the computer break up with its internet provider at work? It had too many connection issues.

Funny Work Puns

23. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

24. Why don’t we get paid for being on a break? It’s my coffee break, not my coffee broke.

24. It’s hard being a baker. Too much loafing around.

25. I’m a workaholic: I work when I have to, and I’m a holic the rest of the time.

26. The factory worker was always steamed up. He just couldn’t handle the pressure.

27. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

28. I told my boss I needed a raise because I’m so good at math. He said, “How do you figure?”

29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

30. I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the eight-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.

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31. I told my boss I had a splitting headache. He said, “You and your sharp mind.”

32. Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. – B. C. Forbes

33. The rotation of the earth really makes my day at work.

34. My boss is like a cloud. When he disappears, it’s a beautiful day at work.

35. I wanted to be a shoe salesman, but I didn’t fit the mold.

36. As a gardener, I put all my thyme into my work.

37. I took a job as an elevator operator. It has its ups and downs.

38. I quit my job as a can crusher. It was soda pressing.

39. My boss said, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?” I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”

40. I lost my job at the bank on the first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it was underdressed for the work meeting.

Business Meeting Joke

New Job Puns

42. Got a new job. The perks? I have many Windows of opportunities.

43. My new job is just my type, it’s all about the keyboards.

44. I just landed a job. Time to turn the PC tables.

45. Got a job maintaining the office firewall. Now, I’m really feeling the heat.

46. My new job in technical repair? It’s a hard-drive, but someone’s got to do it.

47. My new job is working with Java. I hope it’s my cup of tea.

48. Just started a job in computer networking. It’s all about the right connections.

49. My new job is programming. Let’s hope I don’t get caught in an infinite loop.

50. At my new coding job, I have to make every line count.

51. Got a new job at a software company. The dress code is casual, but the coding is formal.

New Job Pun

Fired From Job Puns

52. My boss fired me because I kept pressing ‘escape’ too often.

53. They said my performance wasn’t up to scratch at my job, so they showed me the Windows out.

54. I got fired from the keyboard factory today, they said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

55. I got fired from the IT department for not keeping my software updates current. I guess I wasn’t ready for that reboot.

56. I was let go from my job at the tech company. They said I kept making too many bad ‘calls’.

57. I was a software engineer, but they fired me for too many bugs in my code.

58. They fired me from the tech support team. They said I wasn’t very supportive.

59. They let me go from my coding job. They said I didn’t have the right ‘syntax’.

60. I was fired from my data analysis job. Apparently, I couldn’t figure out the big ‘picture’.

61. I lost my job as a web developer. They said I got tangled up in too much ‘web’.

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