Who is the first person that comes to mind who makes you angry most often? Who is the person you think of who will always be there for you and help you take care of yourself? Even though spouses can make us angry, they give us wings. They show us what it’s like to be loved and how having someone by your side to share everything with makes life more enjoyable. On your loved one’s birthday, make them laugh with one of the funny happy birthday wishes for your husband below.
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Husband
1. Happy birthday! Forget about age, the important thing is that I will always be younger than you.
2. May this year be so successful that next year you spend all your time with your beloved woman.
3. Happy birthday to the luckiest man in the world. Getting a woman like me is like winning the lottery.
4. Happy birthday from the woman who, no matter how angry you are, always forgives you.
5. Today is your special day so I promise to agree with you on everything.
6. Since today is your birthday, I give you permission to throw your socks wherever you want.
7. Happy birthday to my ever-so-fun and cheerful husband. It shows how well I am doing as a wife. 😏
8. No matter how many new wrinkles you get, know that I will always love you! Happy birthday!
9. Happy birthday to my favorite husband! 😃
10. Be happy and joyful, but you know all this will happen if you don’t piss off your wife.
11. Happy birthday to the world’s toughest man. Well done, you have endured another year with me.
12. Happy birthday to the only person in the world who can make me both nervous and happy on the same day.
13. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my snuggle buddy, and my occasional nuisance. I love you anyway!🥰
14. Happy birthday from the woman thanks to whom all pictures are beautified!
15. I wish you all your dreams come true. No, just write off the one related to your erotic fantasies.
16. Happy birthday from the woman who will always be there for you, no matter how hard you snore.
17. I wish you to listen to your wife more so you can live more peacefully.
18. Congratulations on making it another year without killing me in my sleep. Happy birthday!
19. I wish you have more time for breakfasts in bed, dinners in restaurants, and exotic trips for your dear wife.
20. Happy birthday to my partner in love, and my partner in laundry-folding.
More Happy Birthday Messages For Husband
21. Here’s to another year of tolerating my quirks, my messes, and my weird obsessions. Happy birthday, my patient husband.
22. I’m so lucky to have a husband who can still make me laugh, even when he’s making me want to pull my hair out. Happy birthday, my hilarious partner.
23. May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and a big cake (that I’ll probably eat most of). Happy birthday, my sweet and silly husband.
24. Congratulations on another year of putting up with my crazy family, my insane pets, and my questionable cooking. You’re a true hero, my husband!
25. Happy birthday to the man who’s always there for me, even when he’s hiding in the bathroom.
26. On your special day, I promise to let you have the TV remote – for at least five minutes.
27. Congrats on surviving another year with me, dear husband. You deserve a medal…or at least a stiff drink.
28. To the man who puts up with my quirks, flaws, and occasional bouts of insanity – happy birthday!
29. Happy birthday to the man who can make me laugh, cry and roll my eyes – all in the same conversation.
30. Happy birthday to the one who still makes my heart race…even when you leave your dirty socks on the floor.
31. Here’s to another year of bickering, teasing, and falling more in love with you every day. Happy birthday, my dear husband!
32. On your birthday, I give you full permission to eat all the cake you want…as long as you share it with me.